Monday, January 4, 2010
Beetel Service Center
The "gauge public health
The" gauge public health "is a public service that tells us how good we are or what we are evil, and to which we subject ourselves, unconsciously, every day through any means of mass communication.
It says there since time immemorial, but since the test is done unconsciously, as we said, no one has ever noticed, with the inevitable result that nobody could tell whether they are good or ill. Those who know of its existence, will sooner or later (but a research carried out in a country with limited freedom of information seems to confirm il primo dato cronologico, cioè “presto” ) fatti tacere. Perché? Perché sono cose che non si fanno, che domande!
A volte, però, non serve far tacere tali scopritori, dato che detta scoperta è una delle più importanti cause di depressione, cosa che provoca perdita di forza, demoralizzazione acuta e sfiducia iperbolica. Insomma, gli scopritori se ne stanno zitti e tristi.
Dunque, ci siamo finora? Qualcosa di quello che ho detto non lo avete capito o vi stupisce?
Non c’è da stupirsi di nulla!
Pensate a questo: lo stesso ““misuratore pubblico di salute” è stato creato inconsapevolmente.
E se non credete a ciò che vi sto dicendo…beh, è normale, ma ve ne darò una prova (…che diffidenti che siete però…).
Nel nostro comune, il servizio “misuratore pubblico di salute” dal più elaborato e ricercato titolo “renditi conto anche tu se stai bene o stai male con il nuovissimo (?) misuratore pubblico di salute, fatto apposta per te e per tutti, che, anche se non ti dico che il misuratore esiste, c’è davvero come i trucchi di prestigio, che ci sono ma non si vedono (ammenoché non guardi bene o te li fai spiegare da chi fa la magia, cosa, quest’ultima, che accade di rado sennò il mago fa la figure makes a fool ...) "... well, I said, this service exists and is functioning for some time (despite the many detractors)!
Here are the instructions:
1 - read the article just below what they are reading at this very, very accurate and specific time on this blog, entitled " is all about salt. "
2 - after which, read this article, to which the link leads (NB If you have already read, reread it. In any case, you should not read more than three times in all. If you have written the text of Article concerned, Instead, if you have worked to write or you approved, never mind this test does not work with you!)
3 - (is the most important step, focus!) if, at this point, after step 2 and despite the first step, you feel light, calm, quiet, and if you think that everything is fine, that the problems there are, indeed, that does not exist, they are just stupid and sadistic invention of people envious of the happiness of others, if There seems to slip on the ice is not the end of the world, worse things can happen in life, if you agree to spend € 40,000 in three days to deal with two snow is something to be proud of and if you feel satisfied , as if someone or something indefinite same thanking you with warmth, generosity and passionate love ... then, dear sir or dear sirs, been hurt.
Otherwise, all is well! (For now ... but keep doing the tests in the future, it is easier to feel bad than good and we are not aware of the worst).
Thank you.
side effects (write them in small, because bad things are bad and should not nobody see them and read them, such as clauses that require the two signatures in contracts): Who is right after you run the test will feel evil. To remedy we suggest a drink or a party ... possibly City Council !
Happy New Year to all!
I participate ... until I'm fine.
Alessandro Marchetti
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